Dear dude playing Für Elise on the train…
Okay…
It is two in the freaking morning. Usually at this time, people would just like to relax quietly on the long ride home.
Could you pick a more original song? Everyone and their mom can play Für Elise. For Christ’s sake! I can play Für Elise. You aren’t impressing anyone.
Super smart, though, bringing an electric keyboard on the train. You never know when you might need one of those! There may be an impromptu audition or a need to serenade a pretty girl. Or, you know, a desire to make it impossible for people to sit in peace and quite on the train. You can never be too prepared!
You know what the best part of an electric keyboard is? That fun little setting where you can give yourself a backup drummer. That way when you get bored with playing Für Elise for the tenth time you can start playing something louder and more obnoxious. You know, in case your audience was starting to doze off.
Hey, everyone on this late night R train, getting sick of Beethoven? Well don’t worry. This guy with a keyboard will play you some…wait what kind of music is this now? Some kind of weird mash of rock and techno? Whatever its annoying and loud…so awesome.
I hate you so much right now.
Please stop. I don’t have the mental or physical energy to change cars. I’ve been up for too many hours. You’re killing me.
I have nothing else to say to you, you insensitive, crazy person. I hope that you and your keyboard are happy together.
Best,
Kacey
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